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I mean your crotch gets pretty warm sitting for extended periods of time. Also constant shower and hot tub boners. Who would want this?

If Trump was actually conspiring with the Russians to weaken our international standing while simultaneously undermining public faith in all our important institutions, what exactly would he be doing differently?

In the immortal words of Zefram Cochrane., “We are all astronauts on some kind of star trek.”

Jesus christ.

Fuck you for making me look this up.

Burneko or Redford demoted me after a GIF post (same week I had a post with 500+ stars no less)

Ironically, Dems plowed ahead with Hillary Clinton with the same tunnel-vision aplomb as Vince does with Roman Reigns, damn the polarizing reaction.

I haven’t seen any evidence yet, but people are asking questions. Smart people. The best people.

So what would be the male equivalent of cunt? Is there any pejorative word out there to be thrown at men that would resonate in the same way?

Oh no. I don’t estimate it at all. We’ve had 20+ solid years of Clinton bashing. I lived through it. I watched that woman sit in front of congress, barely needing to look at her notes and artfully elaborate on her health care proposals and got grief because she was only First Lady. Who was she to get up there and

Word. Person of minority decent using a derogatory term for said minority within this context is a non-story.

Eh....I think this is only an issue because oversensitive liberal white folk who can’t use those words don’t understand using words like that to make jokes about yourself or just saying the words in general without censoring ourselves because we can. Remember all the clutched pearls over the president saying ‘nigger’?

Oh god, Dottie. We are not a monolith! All women are not like that! We’re all different!

WELL PLAYED

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

Honestly anyone with even half a working brain cell could predict this. The moment he stood with Bill Clinton’s victims and tried to position himself as a champion of women it was inevitable there would be dozens, maybe hundreds of women up and down the country going oh fuck no you did NOT just say that and calling

The women who came forward are SO FRICKING BRAVE.

Finally, someone’s knocking down Hufflepuff another peg.