My phone case has a small compartment for a box cutter because I don’t trust nigs, nobody is touching my phone while I’m watching, and this collection of nudes is something I will die for.

Tony Llamas is “that guy” who leaves the line expecting you to hold his place

I was looking forward to the DarthBecky entry.

She quickly cut back that I shouldn’t respond to hate w/ hate

Ugh, “hate is hate” is my least favorite phrase this week.

Tony Llamas reports people who mix two types of sodas at the McDonald’s soda fountain

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.