thelionelhutz
Lionel Hutz Esq.
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and very old French and very old Spanish.

I believe what we call Italian was just one of the numerous dialects of the languages spoken prior to the unification of the country (maybe the one from around Florence?) but it was the one selected to be the national language, originally it might have been as little as 2-3% of the people who spoke it. So, it could be

If you go back far enough, isn’t Latin just very old Italian?

do any of those people still even work here?

Europe is always fun when it comes to this.  They'll be the first to point out American racism but if you ask what do you think of the Romani they immediately go exterminate. 

Pales in comparison to Think Tank

I need to know which of the residents of Arlen, Texas are now deceased anti-vaxxers.

They’re making movies of both of those shows to wrap up on all the loose ends (assuming they don’t get canceled by the new boss, but the new Aqua Teen movie already came out so I’m guessing they’re safe).

Stop. Just stop. I can only get so erect.

I want more Sealab.

Wait, Venture Bros got canceled? I just assumed it’d be on hiatus for a decade or so and maybe eventually I could finish the series on my deathbed...

I would gladly trade all the Rick and Morty in the world for more Venture Brothers.

I think it’s pretty obvious that they’d bring Assy McGee back first.

Harvey Birdman but.... stay with me here...

We can dream!

The whole memo lately seems to be to act extra about things on the internet. Look at the reaction to Avatar.

The Sex Lives of College Mushrooms doesn’t seem quite as appealing. 

The clip of Butters getting an anal probe in the teaser trailer is from the 2005 episode “The Death of Eric Cartman.” See a clip here:

Nope, you’re getting Chris Pratt and you will like it. 

But your ad says "no money down."