I think any song from the Dire Straits album "Brothers in Arms" would sum it all up.

Whoa, I just finally woke from a three-month coma this morning. The first thing I did was rush to this site to make sure the commenting was still here and unchanged. What a relief!

[Blows dust off of Truly Tasteless Jokes, Vol. 3]

It can be two things!

Maybe the AV Club has sources that confirm that Bannon will be sucking his own dick. Did you ask them?

You're probably right, but it's so hard to see how no one on the right can see how hanging with this guy is political suicide.

For all of Trump's indiscretions, controversies, lies, and scandals, going down this road is what truly may cause the GOP to want to reclaim their souls and help sack this neanderthal.

Guy Fieri is a jalapeno popper come to life, an Ed Hardy shirt become sentient, the personification of douchebaggery. He is every frat bro who has ever lived combined into the world's most unpleasant human being. Dr. Frankenstein could not have created a more perfect monster. The sooner he is removed from our gene…

Well, put Boogie Nights at #1, push Starship Troopers way back, remove Face/Off (really?), and you've almost got it.

And I was just about to create a Reposted Marijuana Comments account!

#StarRatingSystemsAreTerrible

Thanks!

Never having actually used a Kinja commenting system before, can someone explain what the whole "graying" thing is about?

You have nothing to worry about.
Sincerely,
Registered Kinja commenter Cap'n George McGillicuddy

"The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it." —Marcus Aurelius
I think what Marcus is trying to say is, "Leave the fucking comment system alone!"

I miss the days when our comments would start appearing on the side of the screen. Sigh.

That's a rather odd way to describe Trump, but go on…

You know what else is a sinking ship? This new Kinja commenting system that's coming, amirite?

Even the name of the system—Kinja—sucks. It sounds like a new kind of coffee brewing machine.

Beaudelaire's words have never looked so beautiful.