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I don't know, I think Jon Snow and Tyrion work better as friends.

I got as far as #128, which is Slint's "Spiderland," one of the great indie rock albums ever. Then I realized that I was reading a purposely contrarian piece of worthless clickbait and logged off.

So are desperate trolls.

That's a rather odd name for your special ed school to have.

Still one of the 2 or 3 worst books that I've ever read. Can't wait to see this get bludgeoned critically and commercially.

Heaven Help Us is such a great, underrated movie, and Heard was amazing in that. R.I.P.

The three funniest supporting actors on a comedy are Zach Woods on Silicon Valley, Sam Richardson on Veep, and Andre Braugher on Brooklyn 9-9. And naturally, none were nominated. What a joke.

Sure, they can teleport stuff now, but can any of these eggheads help me figure out how to get my VCR to stop flashing 12:00?!

Rat farts!

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake.

Trolls seem to have this bizarre notion that any website which posts opinions they don't agree with somehow equates to their not being able to have conflicting ideas. You are free to think any stupid thing you want—no one here is stopping you.

Yeah sorry, but in the pantheon of Airlines-Treat-People-Like-Garbage stories, this really sounds like it's one of the very rare ones where the airline was right.

HistoryofMatt is hardly the one who comes off as boorish in this conversation. Just stop—you're embarrassing yourself.

Do we really have to wait all the way until next April for another short 13-episode season? Fuck you, CW, this is the best show you have.

The most overrated foreign film in recent history, starting Wiig, who is readily one of the most overrated actresses in recent memory, co-written by Dunham, the single most insufferable human being in existence. Yay.

No no no no no no. No. Animal House is a genre-defining, anarchic, silly romp that is eminently quotable and almost 40 years later still holds up to repeated viewings. The Wedding Crashers is nothing more than a slightly raunchier rom-com whose cliches outnumber the laughs. It is easily one of the most overrated

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Few trailers have ever made me not want to see a movie as much as this one.

Oh shit, am I supposed to get my girl a card or flowers for Death Day? Because if so, I'm never going to hear the end of it.

Fuck. She was so great in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and was always a delight in the works she starred in. R.I.P.