Starring Idina Menzel as the Hamburger Phone.

Well, "jizz-huffer" now goes into my data bank of insults to use on others.

Such an amazing author. I really loved "The Name of the World" and "Fiskadoro" in addition to his more well-known works. He will be greatly missed. RIP.

Sure, you can take away the circus. But you'll have to pry Mummenschanz out of my cold, dead hand.

Kristen Wiig was indeed the most overrated SNL cast member of all time. I agree with your anger on this.

No, the farting sketch really wasn't funny. And considering that last week's episode featured an entire sketch based around throwing pies in a person's face, it seems that the SNL writing staff is using 1920s Vaudeville performers to come up with sketch ideas. If this weren't the season finale, I would fully expect…

The Kingsmen - "Louie Louie" - it's just so unhinged and sloppy, and it's completely perfect

I have instructed all of those people closest to me to immediately kill me on site if they ever hear me using the words "pupper" or "doggo."

And here I was just thinking how unfair it is that someone like Chris Cornell has to die, but disgusting fucksticks like the assholes on Fox News get to live. I guess the universe has a way of balancing itself out in the end. Rot in hell, pig.

Holy shit, this is horrible and so unexpected. He had one of the most distinctive voices in rock and was a great front man. I don't even claim to be the biggest Soundgarden or Audioslave fan, but I recognized that he was an amazing talent. This is hard to comprehend.

Ah, Shake Shack—the second most overrated burger in the country. The first, of course, being In-N-Out Burger. Both chains primarily feature a cloying sauce (In-N-Out has that gross Animal Sauce) on their burgers, which serve to do nothing but hide the flavor of the meat. No thanks.

This quote is the biggest laugh I've had in a while.

I thought this was a pretty weak episode overall. There was nothing particularly funny about the pie sketch, especially given that the premise of a person getting hit in the face with a pie was already played out as far back as when the Little Rascals were doing it (were they out of banana peels?). It might be the…

Was wondering the same thing. I used to be a member and only quit when it became too much of an added expense. But there was nothing questionable about their service or legitimacy.

I saw this tonight and I thought it was fabulous. The GOTG movies are
my favorites of the MCU—they do the best job mixing action, humor, and
great visual effects. Basically, this movie is the exact polar opposite
of the execrable Batman v. Superman which is about as high
praise as you can give a comic book movie. …

This is nothing. Many years ago, I saw Steve Martin in concert, and he had an arrow stuck through his head. . . for the entire show!

Weekend Update was one of the longest Papa John's commercials that I've ever seen.

There are no good Adam Sandler movies. None.