Who gave their ticket to Vince Vaughn?

His was the best performance by a male lead.

Balls of Fury is not a good movie, but James Hong is great in just about every scene he's in.

Thank you, Gwen! I have long felt alone in my dislike of R.E.M.'s "Automatic for the People." I actually started to drift from the band after "Out of Time," which might contend for the 90s album that has aged the worst over the last 25 years (although I still like a few songs, like "Low," "Texarkana," and "Country…

David Letterman is just waiting for the opportunity to use this bit.

I have no plan to actually watch this, but I assume he throws in a bunch of lame, tired Jewish jokes?

This world could never love one as beautiful as you.

MARGE: Oh, dear.
[points the camera at her feet]
MARGE: Children, tell me when your father stops scratching himself.
[long pause]
MARGE: Kids…?
BART: We'll tell you, Mom.

His rendition is still better than Mr. T's.

You know, not everything that Kurt Cobain liked to listen to was good.

"Tonight's musical guest . . . Dawes!"

Hey, if we're at the stage where Kid Rock is a legitimate contender for Congress, then a dead person can surely be our Veep.

Joe C. for Vice President!

Our long national nightmare is over.

Not even close to it.