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He just mad they don’t have a show called “Orangeish”.

This right here is why it should be considered an etiquette breach of the highest order to ask someone if he or she is trying for a baby. Best case scenario, you’ve invaded someone’s privacy that does not intend to have children and is fine with it. Worst case, you deeply hurt the feelings of someone who wants

Bring back Bunheads.

I was thinking the same damn thing - they both look REAL beat. I am 31, and I can honestly say on my worst day I don’t look nearly as Keith Richards as they do.

Daddy likey?

The Feds move like sloths, but their shit is always tight.

Yeah, I just cannot help but think that one day, Ellen surprises a guest, and immediately thereafter receives a surprise worker’s comp suit:

Look at him, it’s a wonder she didn’t pass out. I bet he smelled like Old Spice, Big Mac Special Sauce, and stupid.

Hey now, you need to chill your ass. I’m in one of these bumfuck shit towns with 95% totality and I don’t really appreciate your insinuation that my town sucks. It does, definitely, suck. But the citizens of suck-town are the only people allowed to say that.

Publix has high prices, people should be able to act out their drama in the stores if they want to.

Because to Trump, women have no value outside of their level of attractiveness.

Who could have predicted that the president, when given 140 characters to describe a woman who died defending her city from fascists that the adjectives he would use would begin with “beautiful” and not include “brave” or “strong” or “principled” or “righteous”? Oh, everybody could have predicted that? Oh. Okay.

WHAT IS THIS STORY?! WHO IS THIS MAN?!

Terry Gross, my love for you is boundless as a sea of burning lava.

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties

The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?