Eight years ago my mom was diagnosed with a benign fibroid that ended up being this cancer. When my mom was having the “fibroid” removed (it wasn’t diagnosed until after its removal), she had a choice between using this device or having the more invasive, traditional surgery. She chose the latter.

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This elephant deserves an award. She not only sneaked up on his ass from the side, she was like, “Oh, y’all may kill me but I’m taking this mofo with me.” Well done.

I bet her Chemistry teacher was thinking “omg I had an impact”

Brad, she’s not coming back. You may as well get up now.

Who dressed him? Mad Max’s grampa?

I thought meth was the biggest problem facing Kentucky. But I was wrong. It’s frosted lipstick.

It’s that 5% Catholic Guilt they put in it for moisturizing.

“Oh you want *me* to pick up your toys? Got it! I just put them away in the garbage is all.”

OMG Melissa McCarthy in a bunny suit. God, please let this happen.

When someone does something fucked up and regularly uses the passive voice run, run for your fucking life. lol

Cate Blanchett...Shante, you stay.

So, let’s be clear, Trump tried to pull a physical domination move on this man:

WHAT HAVE WE EVER DONE TO YOU?

yes, please.

Jew, reporting in! Guess who has two thumbs, a futon, and endless empathy for a refugee narrative? *this mensch*