“See guys? Not so easy keeping two sets of books,” -Bernie Madoff.

4.) For hazing to be banned in all high schools across the nation.

“They don’t want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.” RIP Mitch Hedberg

“You gonna fu*k that thing or what?” - Jim McElwain

“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

Shady in what way? Looking at publicly available data relevant to your job is shady? Since when?

I’m not defending anyone. I’m pointing out that this article is basically saying:

If you post things for public consumption on the interwebs, don’t be surprised when other people look at those things...

Hating on black people is always a “teachable moment.” shooting black people is a “teachable moment.” Putting innocent black people in jail is a “teachable moment.” When will there be a teachable moment about respecting people of color? Or treating us equally?

“And this is why we shouldn’t have women in publishing!”

But apparently I’d hit too close to home, because he turned his back to me, the back of his head literally an inch from my face.

“Your destination for irrational sports talk.”

This broadcast is gonna be a real challenge. The entire premise of ESPN Pi is that it never repeats.

Christ, there’s an ESPN π now?
 

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

“It’s not dust, it’s DiGiorno”

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

Armchair criminologist here.

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

“...and the US needs to go BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK to segregation”