Just to be clear the Lakers sank 104 million into Jordan Clarkson and Timofey Mozgov.

They don’t have the desperation and money. He will end up on Utah or Charlotte as bust max player.

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... A TRUMP VOTE!”

“If you bankrupt it, she still won’t come”

PETE CARROLL IS A FUCKING STOOGE.

Gareth Bale is the Jon Snow of international soccer.

DRAYMOND GREEN IS ONE TRILL ASS MOTHERFUCKER.

SKIP DONT HURT’EM... HEY NOW

Jordan is hosting the private gambling night.

He was on one. Straight to the top. Pass the tray.

Barkley would give his ass a mic.

There are hot takes.

The best Drew Magary is the Top 11 Hottest Takes Drew Magary.

You just guessed the main reason the United States could give a fuck that Russia takes Ukraine. Fun fact, Ukrainians are a bunch of drunk anti-semite, anti-people of color skinheads.

Bless you.

I HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD ON THE INTERNET.

Always avoid strip clubs near airports.

Especially with the pressure Vladimir Putin puts on the national team.

My number one hatred in the world is when corporates end an email like this: