WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE POOR OBJECTIFIED WHITE PEOPLE!?

I just assumed that’s why they made them white people.

There is no way a reasonable person can read that review and be left wondering why CJA hated the movie. This comment exists solely so that you can use the phrase “PC crowd.” Still, I will help; here is a short list of reasons why CJA hated the movie that doesn’t include anything “PC” related.

I enjoyed the Immortals, because it was silly and I didn’t expect it to be mind-blowing. That being said, I don’t remember the girl in this picture not having abs in her armor. That’s not fair. Why doesn’t she get abs in her armor?!?

This movie looks like if somebody watched Wrath of the Titans and said “No no. I’ll show you how to fuck up a culture’s mythology....”

You are correct sir! Agent Carter is better. Forgive me, Peggy!

This is from last week’s episode and MitIM is white with blonde hair:

Well, I call pre-emptive bullshit to the whole “it’s always been Jay Garrick”. Why? Because it sounds way too convenient and it’s probably just a way to lure us into an expectation trap. Besides, Jay was with Caitlin while Zoom was capturing Barry in E-2. And the blood samples that Caitlin secretly (at first) drew…

See, I bought that because he’s beaten so them so decisively before, they knew the second he had a chance they—-and most importantly Jessie—-were all dead. I believed their genuine fear of Zoom despite him being down.

I was thinking Zoom may be Earth 2 Hunter Zolomon and Jay and Hunter are twins.

Oh my god, 4 twins! That works! I’m still expecting the Man in the Iron Mask to be revealed as another Jay, but couldn’t reconcile there being 3 Jays without going to Earth-3, but Garrick told us Hunter Zolomon was adopted on Earth-1. He may have a long lost twin, separated at birth, and the Zoom reveal showed us not…

I was hoping for Henry too, if not for the impact of it, but just that it would be an answer to why they wrote him off the show this season.

Meh, it’s Argus. It would be shocking if two agents don’t get eaten by a giant man-shark every week.

The achillies heel is the dumb-as-fuck storyline where apparently it’s okay to kill Savage in the past, but you have to wait until a ) he’s a powerful adult and b) only try once and with a sword not the laser pistol you have every episode! Dumb. As. Fuck.

Yeah, that’s much less confusing than another Earth.

Its not Earth 2 Henry, he along with Barry’s mom were together planning their trip to Atlantis.

Yeah well, Marston had this thing about that....:)

Pretty sure that stuff was not in candy by the time the ‘40s rolled around though.

Then why put Zach Snyder in charge of her?

Why was Rebel Wilson not cast for the role?