So can we assume that whole Malice in the Palace thing was just a bad high?

The dodgeball was legitimately awesome, and now I want more TV dodgeball but there is no TV dodgeball. Seriously considering drafting a WH petition for an executive order bringing Extreme Dodgeball back to Gameshow Network. #GreatAgain.

Seems a bit harsh considering they promised to Pelé-ter.

My sense of things is that red-blooded American baby boomer dads collectively insisted on vicariously living their athletic dreams through their children at all costs, and weren’t going to let a silly thing like the gender of their children get in the way of that dream, even if they were otherwise sexist arses.