But is that running from the cops speed?

Sessions successfully prosecuted the KKK and got them a death sentence. This racist judge is a Democrat just like the KKK that Sessions got killed.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

Maybe anything Trump touches turns orange?

What a strange and wholly unconnected set of events!

All the political shit turned this into more than a football game. As if a Falcons win was going to suddenly put Hillary in the White House.

Do you know why I remain a Patriots fan Drew? Because of my father. I lived in Maine my entire childhood and teenage years. I remember the shit years, the years where Velcro on the gloves wouldn’t have helped the receivers make catches. For years we were the butts of the NFL. Then suddenly Mo Lewis knocks out Bledsoe…

Go fuck myself? *Jerks off to the Superbowl highlights* drew, shoulda thought that through more!

rumour has it there was a circumcision option in the beta, but it was cut.

I thought the worst case scenario was that Trump was going to hang back, reap the rewards and let Pence do whatever the hell he wanted. He proved me wrong - he handed power to Bannon instead. Something needs to be done, and fast. We don’t have two years to ponder and build support for incumbents; Bannon isn’t…

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

Oh, that’s beautiful. Lord GabeN is king troll

There’s no information in my response about what we’ll do in the future.

Really sucks for her too, since her dad has her fighting trees for training. Poor kid’s hands will be a busted mess before she’s old enough to fill out an application at the dive strip club she was destined to end up working at.

Dana White already offered her $10mil to fight Mayweather.

fellow students are afraid of getting hit in the chest, nuts.

Good thing Evnika can box, as she just lost her job to Russia’s newest technological breakthrough, the ax.

Nice that they got Ronda Rousey to stand-in as a tree.

Nope. Canadian.

IT’S NOT HOUSAH IT’S QUAID