Zack Hample: [knocks Starscreamsicle out of the way, catches Stanton home run ball]

Giancarlo: “Hey, Siri, send a text that says ‘did you see that shit?!”

It’s all the more impressive when you consider the mental bandwidth it takes to mash four home runs while talking on a bluetooth headset.

Both! I hope to one day catch a home run in the comfort of my own home

It’s the best.

it elicited a noise from the crowd that made it seem like everyone in attendance had simultaneously received a text message that read, “We need to talk about your browser history.”

Its absurd how nonchalant the announcers have become about him swatting the ball 470 feet. I hope he hits homers forever

Yeah. It’s Quintana’s fault that the Sox score less than 2 runs a game when he starts, even though he has and ERA around 3.00, a K/Walk ratio of almost 4:1 and a WHIP of around 1.1. All top ten stats.

I tell ya Stone Pony, a guy who had more TWTW then ANYone else I’ve seen play...Yaz! heh heh MERCY!

For all his difficulties with his fellow players during his career, I’m finding post-retirement, post-American steroid freakout, post-return to baseball Barry Bonds to be a revelation. He offers legitimate insights into both player dynamics and the technical side of baseball elements, and genuinely seems to be…

So if your pregnant in public it’s a performance?

If they play Freebird the swamp will rise to #2. (No idea what #1 would be.)

How fitting that you led off with a comment about P.P.

That swamp is the #7 entertainment destination in Jacksonville.

Good point. Hawk would totally point out that Jose doesn’t have TWTW...

I imagine playing for the Jaguars that slow and unending sinking is just his regular state.

In his defense, after living in Jacksonville for 15 years, with the nightlife, it’s easy to fall asleep anytime.

“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

From the greatest film soundtrack ever recorded.

I will never be convinced otherwise.

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.