The guy took the name of a black panther and appended “666” to the end. If that doesn’t set off your troll detector, I don’t know what does.

“And if you do, blame it on one of your non-rich non-athlete friends.”

Eh, it’s a lot more complicated than they “can’t even speak proper English.” Check out Lisa Delpit’s “The Skin That We Speak” for some really good commentary and history of black vernacular and other types of “improper” ways of speaking.

It really doesn’t matter until people stop watching the games.

Maybe one of the rookies hired Warren Sapp to be his fall guy. DUH.

You went with a Lee Majors joke there? Normally I’d say if it don’t fit, don’t Fawcett but in this case...

If you gonna have a crew, one of them fools got to know he going to jail.

This isn’t even good advice. Aaron Hernandez felled a guy and he got life in prison.

I think Lee Majors is a bit old to be taking the heat for these guys.

Looks like Peter’s getting comfortable enough with tweeting to start getting cheeky.

This is certainly terrible news...but we can’t lose sight of what’s really important: Did he have an account on Ashley Madison?

So that’s the key to getting result with an assault case on a campus. Be male!

If only he had thrown himself to the wolves instead. Then they wouldn't have caught him.

Thanks for sharing. That's a chilling read.

Baylor has clearly learned their lesson from the Carlton Dotson murder thing. Seriously though, fuck Baylor. I realize they want to be southern baptist Notre Dame. And as far as prioritizing football above all else, they're doing a terrific job.

The Texas Monthly had a good write-up on this.

Was Tulowitski better? Sure.Was Jeter worse? Sure. Was Cashman an asshole? Sure. Are the Yankees, as a franchise in general, deserving of our disdain? Sure. Are we merely fleshballs, inhabiting a decaying vessel, hurlting though the void in a meaningless cycle of mass and heat and pressure and the despair of a haunted…

But how will Didi Gregorius feel about this revelation?

I hope Cashman gave him a gift basket of signed items before sending Jeter home in a cab.