Uh, that was by design. I’ve actually been copying your posts word for word for years now and selling them in my Illuminati Handbook for Woke Sports Fans. Made a pretty penny off of it too.

^ Review of the Busta Rhymes/Tech N9ne tour.

I have a solution to the bad teams’ woes, my friend. Not just a “solution” mind you, but an entire Process. If you know anyone in the position to give me a job, I will be happy to provide you with my LinkedIn.

No shit, he’s dead? Have to watch that movie again, test out your little theory. You might be on to something though.

Sport Law: Even more complicated than Bird Law.

*Affleck gazes intensely into the camera for a long long time*

Because players these days are selfish and just wanna pad their stats and cash their checks. Same reason they do everything else.

He’s a rich, spoiled man with a broken brain. He’s not Trump rich, but his dad was semi-famous and worked in entertainment for decades and so I’m sure Zack has an expensive education and someone to manage his finances and there are very very few things in the world he gives a shit about. Collecting baseballs is one of…

Finland has the 2nd worst rate of physical, psychological and sexual violence against women in the EU (behind only Denmark https://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/… ). Of the rape cases that are reported and solved, fewer than 10% result in a conviction ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_vi… ).

Fuck you, I came here to make that joke.

Look, they’re still gonna have to bring in Carl Hiassen to do some punch-up work on it, but I’d argue it’s a pretty solid foundation.

Oh, so you’re one of those people who wants to take money out of the hands of wealth creators and waste it on things like schools and urban infrastructure. Sad! (I am too.)

Remarkable horse, the Dominican Cream, innit? Beautiful plumage.

With the passage about how it’s totally awk to root for the white guy, Simmons is saying “Oh, lookee what I have here in my hand. It’s a whistle. It’s a particular kind of whistle. I’m about to blow it, right now, and some of you are gonna go craaaaazy. lolol ;) “

I don’t really cotton to all that excuse making about pitching well for bad teams. Seems to me that winners will find a way to win.

He’s giving off real Stef McKee vibes in that pic. “Listen, D’Angelo, you do whatever you want. But I’ve seen Mitch and Jeannie go to work on you, and it’s not pretty. By the time they’re done with you you won’t know whether to shit or go sailing.”

I take baseball very seriously and, as a lifelong Cardinals fan, I believe in doing things the right way. I won’t apologize for that.

ghost written by S. Carter

And even if he did “demand a trade” it’s *highly* unlikely he’d demand a trade to the Pirates given where he’d land in their prospect charts. The A’s or even the Reds, maybe. But certainly not the Pirates. I really think this Mattinglys [sic] Sideburns poster doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.

It wasn’t fun and games at all. He was stretching to get ready to improve his skills. It’s how he made his living. Did you even read the article? I mean Jesus, dude.