This is a great story, that I just now noticed as I started posting this comment is three years old. That still won’t stop me from saying “Great story, dude.”

Nah, I’m pretty sure the plan is to only go up to 90 losses. The last ten or so eleven will pass without overt comment from the Deadspin staff as we all reflect on them quietly and enjoy them in our own way. :)

So what I hear you saying is that if her children had also been armed they could have protected themselves. Agreed. Like I always say, nothing stops a BMWAG (Bad Mom With a Gun) except a GKWAG (Good Kid With a Gun).

I remembered having read the article, and that I was pretty sure it was from one of the very hit-or-miss glossies. The article was one of the first five that popped up when I Googled cops and domestic violence rates and a combination of my steel-trap memory and the fact that it helpfully had “Cops” and “NFL Players”…

Hee hee I like you. Here is the piece to which the poster was almost surely referring: http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archi…

HA HA HA HA well of course he did.

See, you’re making a mistake here that a lot of people make.

Top notch job heightening those contrasts, old chap! Pip pip!

Balki Papagiannis was unable to attend the draft in person, as all flights out of Mypos had been canceled due to a pterodactyl sighting, but as his name was read aloud he exclaimed “Now that I am so happy I do the dance of joy!” That is the most robust Perfect Strangers reference I could awkwardly shoehorn in, but I…

I love that dude. I’d eat cracked crab and talk about True Detective Season One with him any day of the week, especially if we could put the cracked crab on his expense account.

I remember watching one of the last press conferences Lebron had when he was a senior in high school. (Ha ha. Think about the statement I just typed—how fucking awesome has this guy’s life been?) So a reporter tried to zing him by bringing up the fact that it was a little suspicious a kid “from your background” was…

Sadly, it was not horse shit from a parade horse. It was just from one of the wild horses that blunders around Cleveland, confused and forlorn.

Slightly less interesting than that time I watched Graydon Carter try politely to pretend he didn’t notice the rather garish shiner Charlie Rose had while Rose asked him questions about things that had actually happened to Lewis Lapham. Carter kept trying to plug the clam chowder at the Waverly Inn while Rose kept…

omg that fucking face

doesn’t have the range lolol

More like bro-tox.

Destined to be under-appreciated, like when Lupe Fiasco drops ethernet/dialup puns on his mix tapes.

So wait, is “iterated” the new “actualized?” And is there a new word for “paradigm” or are they still paradigms? I’m scrounging for startup capital for a new company where young people who want to break into the gig economy can get unpaid experience doing gigs for free for my company (I call them gigternships) and any…

Iterated defamation, surely.

Group called Gleaming Spires. They were around for a short time in the early Reagan years. Mostly known for “Are You Ready for the Sex Girls?” which ended up on the Revenge of the Nerds soundtrack. They were a couple of guys who were in one of the incarnations of Sparks who did a few albums of their own with a couple…