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Toronto fans are trash.

They’ll never catch him because...

In fairness when they yell “go back to your country” Toronto fans usually mean America.

Everyone in that photo looks sketchy as fuck.

Serious question. Is Toronto the Philadelphia of Canada?

These fans are LaBatt-shit crazy

Even before he destroyed his friend’s bike, you could tell he’s an asshole.

He got all huffy.

Waking up every day in St. Louis must count as a bit of a loss, no?

I imagine the MLB’s praying for a Red Sox/Cubs world series. Lots of marketable stars between the two teams, big markets, historic franchises, & the Ortiz retirement tour. The media would love it.

There’s always next year.

They fuckin lost to Jeff Fisher

Sadly, no more Cardinals losses.

Don’t forget: he traveled, and it wasn’t a bicycle kick.

Oh, as opposed to some running back who gains 5 yards on a 2nd and 3 and springs up with some 1st down salute? Or a defensive back who breaks up a pass and celebrates with a huge incomplete pass motion.

I feel like they’re allowed if they just kicked a career long FG to win on the road against a team that has historically owned his school.

Of course it’s legal. Targeting black men and destroying their health has always been legal in America.

Oh wow I forgot Derek. I only ever learned about him through jokes about the Chargers drafting him in order to make sure Bosa turns into JJ
“THIS IS YOUR BROTHER NOW”

It was an impressive interception, but... it was 4th down. He essentially lost his team 40 yards by not dropping it. Not that it really mattered because time was running out anyway.

It’ll be hard for Seminole fans to take the moral high ground on this instance of cultural appropriation.