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Of course it was Stenson who invited the guy under the ropes. He’s been nothing but a class act when interacting with fans at Hazeltine. He spent a good 25-30 minutes signing autographs and taking selfies with fans near one of the practice greens, laughing and joking with several spectators. The Euro players are the

The Bills have never been to an NFC title game, so that’d be a first.

As a Bills fan all I can say is what an embarrassment.

I am always the guy that finds the ‘don’t you have better shit to do?!’ people annoying whenever they complain about Obama doing something like filling out an NCAA bracket, but for fuck’s sake, Rex, don’t you have better shit to do?!

It’s going to be neat to watch when, before the kickoff, Bill Belichick’s head splits open as he shoots lasers out of his eye sockets and blows Rex Ryan’s brains all over the field.

Rex Ryan Posed As A Reporter Tries To Pad His Resume For Once The Bills Fire His Ass After Losing To Edelman At QB

Seriously. That must have been some pussy.

Mario Lemieux made a return from cancer, Josh Hamilton made a return from being a fucking crackhead, Ray Lewis made a return from being a murderer........yet Tiger Woods couldn’t mount a successful comeback from infidelity....what a PUSSY!

I have a pretty good guess which vice the captain will recommend to the team.

I can finally relate to Tiger. The same thing happened to me at prom last year. My daughter was so embarrassed.

I don’t have a problem with this approach to sports news. This election has shown us the problems with old and new media’s obsession with acquiring and generating news content 24/7, to the detriment of newsworthy stories and analysis.

I’d prefer Yahoo Sports’s (and Fantasy’s) paleo methods of: 1) doing dong-hard

You’re standing on the field! What the fuck are you looking at?

I don’t really buy this narrative. I think Brady will struggle to stay healthy after a month absense. If Belichick uses Gronkowski correctly for sixty minutes against the Broncos I think they have a shot. That Broncos D is nothing to fuck with though. They play pissed off to the point of being illegal every game.

KKK baseball team? Seems like they’re pretty cocky about their pitching staff.

Throwback Day: it’s not just for uniforms anymore.  

Thankfully, the Mariners traded away Mark Trumbo for this guy. Let’s remember some Mariners trades:

Career highlight from Baseball-Reference.com:

Agreed.

Don’t worry, he’s just getting to character, as:

The Toxic Clevenger