You. You. You're good, you.

Oh my god +1

An angry Baylor fan went up to confront MOB members after the performance. Rice students calmed the situation and walked him to concourse

There’s no team in baseball more grateful than the Yankees that Ortiz is retiring.

Not everyone saw it. Rob didn’t see it.

Ted Williams is turning over in his... never mind.

When asked for comment about crackdowns during Bills’ tailgates, Defensive Coordinator Rob Ryan took his shirt off, slammed a Jack-O Traveler Pumpkin Shandy, and showed everyone his dick.

First they came for the Funnels, and I said nothing because I was drunk.

“You know who could always get them left field doors shut? Yaz.”

+1, I laughed far longer than I thought I would at this. Thank you

If he was, Goodell will suspend Tom Brady another 4 games.

This rand is your rand, this rand is ourand...

I would imagine he was really Getlin after it

I assumed the guy in the picture was Rand Getlin until I got to the bottom of the article and the line about the meme, and now I will go back to not knowing who or what a Rand Getlin is.

Tell it to Roy Horn (of Siegfried and Roy).

There’s a claws in Hamilton’s contract that allows this.

Shhh...

It’s not domesticated. It’s tame. There is a world of difference, starting at the genetic level.