Some little Cambodian kid will be looking for work tomorrow.

“Hugging each other on the ground?” Shut the fuck up.

I can imagine all the NASCAR fans on the lycos search engine typing in Google Tony Stewart.

They shut off the audio in Browne’s corner between the first and second rounds because Edmond was saying some really nasty shit about Werdum to Browne.

how do you not provide a link for that tasty kinja?

In all fairness Stewart didn’t kill Newman so it’s a step up from his normal anger driven actions.

CM Punk did what any elder statesman pro wrestler should, put over the young kid and help push him to stardom.

Newman is a moon landing denier despite getting an engineering degree in a building named for Neil Armstrong. Whatever he says doesn't matter.

somehow nascar beefs are the worst and best beefs at the same time

In fairness, I believe that Ryan Newman showed tremendous restraint in not mentioning that Smoke once killed a guy.

You mean, over leaving Stillwater or wherever the shit they are in Oklahoma?

I don’t feel like I ever seen anyone complaining about a team taking a 7 point lead to 14. It’s when teams are taking 30 point leads to 37 point leads with 2 minutes left that it’s a little eye-rolly, but on the other hand, whatever.

The joy the CMU players are feeling is going to be significantly diminished when they realize they have to go back to Mt. Pleasant.

That quote made me want to burn his house down. Not while he or anyone from his family is in it, just the house.

wut?

We [would] probably have, hopefully, a good cry session and then a talk session and then, hopefully, a hug session,

It’s EXACTLY like that, except you knew a bunch of your employees were doing it and covered it up, then had people threaten to beat up the customers if they complained, and then you repeatedly lied about it. Exactly like that.

Oh, except for the rape part. That’s not exactly like spitting in food.