Aaaand star wipe.

Well, it's not how much pops up, it's how well it pops up that matters, right?

We never bothered to hook up cable when we moved into our place 10 years ago. Between Amazon Prime, Netflix, and Hulu, we've been fine, and it's saved us a bunch if money, too.

Secretary and Strategic Air Command. I'm going to have a weird time that night.

Money, dear boy.

No, it's hate music, not music you hate.

I guess Anna Faris is the only person immune to his charms.

Who do you think sent me?

It points out how stingy the Scots are.

The nice thing about this is between the eclipse and the has-been, no one will notice me dipping my hands in the chocolate fountain in that cruise ship dining room.

It's mildly amusing. Let's leave it at that.

There's a fellow who works for Londonist who makes videos about the various Underground lines. I like him.

lol wtf is a Pew-Die-Pie

Whenever we get to the other side of this, and the forces of good prevail, we will literally have to hold denazification tribunals to see who gets to reenter society and who has to sweat it out in whatever our Spandau prison turns out to be.

I'm not going to watch that, but that doesn't mean I don't like it when the forces of retrogression are exposed as crybaby hypocrites.

This isn't exactly groundbreaking, guys.

My boss and my boss's boss told me that they're sending me to a development seminar, which is essentially how my company selects people for the next round of promotions. Apparently I'm doing a good enough job that they want me to move up a level by the end of the year, and another by the end of next year.

No one who's not on Disney's board of directors, or 11, is excited about this film.

Finally, someone's adapting "Survivor Type" from Night Shift.

As long as we spay and neuter them.