How about a statue of John Waters?

See, mine just started. Different strokes, I guess.

Can I talk to your manager?

Can you translate that into Southern Californian? We don't measure things in busses.

Give it a shot.

It wouldn't. I went to a lot of sessions a few years back to help me deal with some stuff. It helped me identify the thought patterns that lead me into trouble, and gave me the tools to use to be the better version of myself that I wanted to be.

I still think he's in much, much worse physical and mental health than anyone is letting on. With his lifestyle and appetites, a stroke or heart attack is not out of the question, along with the very real chance that he will eventually succumb to the Alzheimers that runs in his family.

That was my assumption, too.

Nope. It's been gone since 1993 or '94. It's a damn shame, too.

Friend, it was. And check out the jukebox. A hundred-plus blues, soul and jazz hits, four plays for a dollar. Play "Bo Diddley Is Loose" for me.

Would we have ended up with Reagan if we never had J Edgar Hoover running the FBI? COINTELPRO and the war against MLK seem like the poison in the well that tbrought us here.

You must be new here.

But the bastards at the DoJ, the ones who will be sifting through this information, won't take the time off. There have to be elements within each of the federal law enforcement agencies who are on the administration's wavelength and will do their grunt work.

While you're back there, can you swing by The Blue Flame in Northampton, Massachusetts, and grab me a bleu cheese burger with cajun fries? I swear I haven't found a burger that good in the last 25 years.

And they both have really terrible things to say about their Japanese neighbor. It gets ugly in a hurry.

No, that's still funny.

When you're famous, they just let you do it!

I broke a tooth once and had it extracted and it was better than Dharma & Greg.

It's Diary of a Loghorreac.

Well, they were right. No one can fuck just one.