Looking through a glass pickle

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Coming up: a person has an opinion, and uses an available medium to express it.

That is one deep cut. Well done.

Gentlemen, I suspect this might not be the real Pickle we're speaking with.

This seems like a sort of intellectual gerrymandering. The stations hardest hit will probably be those serving less advantaged markets, which will leave the for profit stations the only providers of over the air news and opinion, and with the consolidation of local markets under the aegis of Sinclair broadcasting, we…

My life has been in a tailspin since about 5 Friday evening because of a work emergency, but I have listened to a chunk of the Comedy Bang Bang 500th episode in the car and I'm enjoying it quite a bit. Cal Solomon's absurdly awkward screenplay is a blast, and I always like it when Jason Mantzoukas is the straight man…

Titanic? Prepare to be underwhelmed.

If this God damned vendor issue would stay dead, I'd be there. I love the Cinerama dome, tamales, and beer before noon. However, I'll be working, again, to fix another company's fuck up before it turns into a disaster.

Hear hear!

Thank you.

Pickle's dad wouldn't do that. He should be more like Papa Pickle.

Actually, I kinda do.

What's up, jerks?

Still not on Twitter, guys.

Chronic onanists.

I'm reasonably sure Alan Moore already did that.

I'm sure I'm not the first to say this, but Pickle and Mommy Pickle might be crisis actors.

I just got done fixing a gigantic problem caused by one of our vendors, leaving only 3 unresolved issues out of 101 clients who were impacted. It's quarter to 11.

That said, I did learn the secret to dating Natalie Dormer from one of those (it's Hormel Black Label Bacon).