thelaterobertmaitland
Robert Maitland, Architect
thelaterobertmaitland

Deep pack. Get it?

Yeah

It's not. One of our vendors waited until everyone had gone home to let us know they missed a fulfillment deadline, so we have to identify the jobs that are affected and reschedule a ton of work.

Something went sideways at work and one of our key people is unavailable, so I'm stuck here until this gets fixed. I'm glad to have the company.

You know, if you're a kid and your friends call you Pickle, they're not your friends. They're making fun of you.

It's not a good look, but sure.

This is a very specific subset of scumbags from the greater tri-state area. Despite living in Manhattan, DT is the king of the bridge and tunnel crowd.

Who's going to get custody of the cocaine, though?

There haven't been indulgences in hundreds of years. He probably has already paid for a series of masses in his honor for after he's dead, though.

I'm sure he's a terrible conversationalist, too. He isn't even good company.

And whenever Moochie's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Moochie"?

So that's where he learned how to do that!

Believe me, no one feels bad for these shitburgers.

For Your Consideration: Mega-Man: The Price of Glory

Hey, it's a better movie than Crash, so why not?

I am a big proponent of Day of the Locust, and West in general. Locust is more about the hangers-on and bit players than about Hollywood as a place or an industry, and paints a grim portrait of the desperation and grotesqueness of that life. You really should read it; it's a slim volume and you'll knock it out in a

I think they're still sobbing into their Wheaties over last night's vote.

I didn't realize the Bowling Green Massacre was committed by Vietnamese people.

No. You have to surgically implant it in the head. See: John McCain.

I learned not to wear green on TV in kindergarten.