Signing the Personal Responsibility and Work Opportunity Reconciliation Act of 1996?

No matter how good those first couple of slices are, you'll get sick if you eat the whole cake.

Fun fact: All of Ken Burns' films are set in a shared universe that also crosses over with the Errol Morris Cinematic Universe.

I hear it's going to be a lot easier to get close to OJ Simpson in a few months…

Will New York almost be a character itself?

Just use a pencil.

About 20,000 at Dora-Mittelbau, I think.

Can we expect an episode tracing Werner von Braun's career from SS colonel to guy holding model space ship on a Disney TV show?

Old people who can still get out to concerts but are afraid of new music? Nah, there's lots of them.

Sorry, I have a family emergency.

Number 2 was always the funniest.

I live in Southern California. If the big one hits, we're doubly fucked, first by the incompetence of this administration, and then through the spite of this administration.

I'm going to jump in with my usual point; the United States will probably devolve the way the British Empire, the Third and Fourth French Republics, and post-colonial Belgium did, but with one major difference.

Nero is a better analogue.

Ha!

I'm in a pointless meeting at HQ that could have been a conference call on my wife's birthday. Don't ask me.

Heidi seems to be doing well.

Wow. That'll be a good obituary in a few months.

I walked by a bus shelter ad for that shit show this morning, and I was astonished to find that it has not been released yet. I could have sworn it had already come out and had sunk like a stone months ago.

Then why the hell do we have Colin Trevorrow?