So I have a first gen iPhone... is that worth something? No box or anything, it’s just chillin’ in a drawer.

I already saw this movie and liked it. It’s called MIDNIGHT SPECIAL.

I fucking love everything about this.

“it’s like Darth Maul pulling out his double-bladed lightsaber in The Phantom Menace...”

Let’s stop this bullshit, okay? Fucking millennials.

You’re still crying about this? Crybabies with stamina. Let’s cry all summer. Sheesh.

C3-PO, son!

Someone lost an arm. It might have happened off-screen, but it happened. They at least referenced it.

More like Voyager’s The Doctor accidentally put in charge of the ship.

True dat.

I dunno, man. Literally every other episode in Brave And The Bold is great and fill me with joy. Music Meister is beyond corny. And that’s saying something.

Ugh. A blight on an otherwise excellent series.

Why the fuck was @thefatjewish at the White House Correspondents Dinner? He probably stole someone’s invitation and took credit for it.

No, not accurate, sorry. Maybe next year?

I dunno about the film, but Jena Malone has certainly aged well. Rowrr.

Yup. I would argue that both time and money are the very definition of artificial constructs.

You’re woefully misreading what I wrote.

“The network’s been extremely supportive.”

I’m of the mind that art takes time and can only suffer from being rushed by such artificial constructs as schedules and money. Take your time, do what you have to, make it good, take a little extra time, make sure it’s really good. I remain excited.

You’re living in a dreamworld if you think what happens in the films is beholden to what happens or will happen in the comics.