Ms Ed.

i applied for a job at Asylum; they're Popov or Trader Joe's lower-end vodka at best.

every time i try to buy pants at the gas station they shoo me away! it's…a conundrum.

also, i'm outraged by that sports thing, and how that sports person failed (or clearly succeeded) to win (or lose) according to my irrational emotional attachment. GO TEAM!

i'm going out on a limb here: affleck seems a little slurry and twisted. I KNOW I KNOW, and actor drunk or on drugs? absurd. still, there's always a first. get some help gigli!

i realease a phereomone message at least once a day. the message: "i pooped. i'm vegetarian. stay away from bathroom as an evolutionary imperative."

their approximation of winter is quite amusing.

my thoughts precisely! my enjoyment would increase 10x hearing the first "HEY SUPAH!"

me too…smalville made him an eastern european bookie so at least there's a floor on the shame. i say "fuck it" and just get gilbert gottfried.

oh, you wait. there probably have been meetings about it. dark and gritty ambush bug is right around the corner.

do you really want to see what snyder makes out of mxyzptlk?

AV Club are just marvel fanboy haters anyway. who needs relatable, likable characters and coherent, logical plots?

nah they have a guy with a cattle prod to correct his more…deviant filmmaking. "there's something wrong…the characters are communicating and being likable, and there's no rape or cold-blooded murder! i'll just…" ZAP! BZZZZZZT!

set visits are nothing new these days, but this whole thing SCREAMS "China still cool! you pay later! Later!" pathetically desperate. like, "ew, effort."

i personally just want space russians from the future. i'd have to imagine that any aliens capable of reaching us, and in our vibrational frequency, would only want TV and shitty candy coated peanut butter bites. idiots.

well, snyder has the first part down. maybe the "up" part will come as the result of a tragic gas leak in his trailer. today? please?

also i think you're on to something with cat. my whole deal with her is: she's a cool character, pretty much what i would normally want (redhead, independent, strong, needs no man..get out of my HEAD john logan), but was maybe a little comic booky (again, not a problem for me), for a more pulpy, gothic setting. almost…

love them all with possible addition of smack for dr housenstein. or wait, wasn't house a pill junkie? still, great stuff!

"i've deduced who the real killer is! his name is…shit, you lot can't hear me…hmmm…" wonderful!

excellent! i'm told the knick is actually more horrific than penny dreadful. now, if someone could come up with a sanford and son type show, possibly for kaetenay and ethan…pretty much writes itself.