i don't care if it ruins the tone and legacy of the series, but spin-off suggestion time!

yes, yes…

turns into taylor swift.

are you my grandchildren?

i've seen some of his stuff. he was in last days of disco and sour grapes. i liked him anyway.

with the wig and the contacts she's unrecognizable. they gave her some clunky dialogue in the flash crossover, but she came away smelling like roses. workers' comp leave was made for middleman marathons. i'm doin it.

dude, they turned a goony dogooder into Snake Plissken. i love that show. dubbie! even if i didn't watch supergirl i would watch the brit morgan livewire stuff.

lol, right? throw us a bone.

i'm a big fan of middleman. more bad/good news: matt keeslaar completely quit acting, now he's a successful nurse. it's criminal that middleman didn't get more juice, but no one's surprised it didn't obscure, awesome shows rarely get their due.

improbably, his mirror could be an optics grade front surface mirror. they're used in weapons grade lasers, and would thus…oh god this is for what i'm using my education?

that's why colbert was dancing around beating child trump to death with a crowbar, and dumping him in the east river. i'd be a sport: just a small puncture wound near but not to a major artery. let the east river microlife and toxic sludge do the work.

Trump's presidency is, in popular culture terms, Adrian Veidt's teleported alien. that's the best-case. the worst case: the clown car empties, and however embarassing we are to the world now, well…how does 15-20 years of being nation non grata sound? germany didn't like it too much.

"rise and shine, boys"

10-4 princess!

implying i'm a "bad man" because of an anecdote about theater girlfriends, whom i treated well, and with respect? or because i hate show tunes? guilty on the show tunes. anything else, you'll need to run past my fiancee, mom, sister, nieces, female friends, exes, including the theater girlfriends, and just about any…

i'd watch the shitty damn fuck out of that.

i'd pay $15 to watch that on a loop for two hours. gladly.

fear not, that is unlikely. showtime wants to keep up with HBO. but that is a bit weird.

an immortal, the devil, a wolfman, a frankenstein monster (kinda), and now dracula. can she not be single for five minutes? god help us when the imhotep mummy shows up. "i brought you some bandages and flowers from my body cavity." "i must immediately succumb to your dark charms!"

"i've made a huge mistake."