and do we ever see the immediate, 30 seconds after, reaction from Bruce? least of all artfully framed, as all filthy alley double murders tend to be? i want to say, in slow motion, too.

as long as that shit happens after the archer movie, we'sa ok!

"cuz i'm a pimp…and pimps don't commit suicide"

megan fox sucking the same air as amell is like your cool friend who's a good person, dating the office skank, oblivious to her skankitude, her lips look like nightcrawlers.

i love arrow, but when i first saw the ab-heavy arrow posters before s1, i thought they cloned o'donnell and hoped we wouldnt notice, because abs.

stealth LA Venture Bros?

you're on fire. riff! something about those bozos in congress! go!

^^^^that. well, ok, i had a moment of weakness, priced a rental house in my hometown (same one as madonna!); for what we pay for a 2br on the westside, i could rent a house the same size my parents had.

no. please God no. no. no. no. stop. whatever i did, i'm sorry. just…just stop it. i thought we all collectively agreed to be done with mike myers and dane cook. so far so good on the latter, but fuckin hell…mike myers?

ok that's not strictly true; he also wrote "coney sauce" but they went with "kurt russell," because it sounds slightly less odd. between the panda's milk and the nazi thing, his people wanted a smooth landing.

no. we're just so sick of sandler slinking his way from sub-mediocre movie to movie, pockets overstuffed with money, that it feels like we've already seen the rest of his movies. we're pre-fatigued to the rest of his bullshit.

little known fact: the "is that freedom rock, maaan?' guy from that commercial? one of the cops at Kent State. (probably not made up) true story.

good god that man was wonderful as lobo. "hey hat hair! wanna piece a me?! wuss." tremendous!

going on record right now: barry's dad makes a pointed reference to "Garrick" being his mother's maiden name? then rex tyler shows up? they might not make JWS the real jay garrick, but they could. and should.

not at all a terrible suggestion, but i think warburton would have to be brock. not just for the voice, but he's more or less a physical match for good ol brock. little more pudge, granted, but the voice, the presence, it's pat!

right? if it's like the comics, his commune with the speed force would make him sub-lightspeed capable. show some spine, allen.

to be fair, caliban would be the worst of the corporeal characters. lucifer would be the absolute worst, because he manipulates his ex-lovers to do the legwork, his entitlement is unmatched as he just expects vanessa to DROP EVERYTHING to dethrone god, or whatever. that's entitlement. and on top of it all, he uses a…

skip to 1:11, please.

that time of year would be nevember. that sounded better in my head. it's still not a good idea today. why the hell were they headed there? how'd they get stuck?! world's worst maritime shortcut? was it just incremental thinking, "the next 10 yards will be better. right, the next 10 yards will be better. no? well, the…

"schnook." awesome. awesome to the max.