It's in French. I only understand English Speech Bubbles!

@t3knomanser: That reminds me...

@Nitesh2: Good Grief! Locate the equator on a map, plot a course and get the heck outa there. LOL

@Ryan: Walter!

@FriedPeeps:iPad? DIBS! (You forgot to call DIBS)

@philibuster: My instant reaction was the same; someone please feed this girl.

@Mike Zuniga is a Photographer Apparently: He made Yoda in his own image?

@se7a7n7: You put it in the tub after the toaster and blow dryer

@Curves: Pants On The Ground Lookin' like a fool

@Terry: Following the drongch and Terry show, I have decided that both identities belong to the same person. The dispute portrade is inner turmoil and the wife does not exist.

@theCR4NE: Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

@Firebert: One of my top 5 favorite movies.

@Akio Morita: Yeah, it is depression.

My earliest recollection of a car phone was a TV show back around 1964 (yeah, I'm that old) called Burke's Law.

Why is there a top from a Mr. Softee Ice Cream truck on the ground, to her right?

I had something like this happen to me in the mountains of western Pennsylvania, except I was driving a 4x4 and we made it to the other side. Knocked 20 minutes off the trip.

You still won't gain access to the LRTW (Left Rules The World) meetings.

Blame Canada

Two weeks ago, they changed the email server at work. People were having problems but, do you shout out your user name and password to the IT person walking down the hall? Yes, some people do.

@Ron-Mexic0: Yeah, but we like pastrami, corned beef and Swedish meatballs too. Oh, don't forget kielbasa. Damn, I'm hungry.