Well, I could say you have a weird bone to pick when there are more egregious but less obvious wastes of water all over the place, but the answer to what any of us should do here remains the same:

You son of a bitch, I’m in.

It’s one tiny step for mankind.  One giant ego stroking for a man.

Give it a 3" lift and make it a hybrid. It’ll sell like hotcakes.

“Every bolt, every screw [has been replaced]. There is nothing left of the original car.”

The Yugo of Theseus

The IOC reserves the exclusive right to fuck the athletes (and they’re doing a damned good job). They’re not supposed to fuck each other.

Uh, actually, I was referring to MAX when I said “that’s how he drives...”.

Not the same thing. Schumacher’s crash was with intent, whereas this one was just stupidity.

Lap 1? Racing incident.

Yeah, I didn’t say it was a smart move by Max, either. But per the regulations it was still his corner.

Exactly. Taking the inside line into a corner doesn’t automatically entitle you TO the corner. In the most extreme example, one can take it completely away from the apex and technically arrive in the corner first, but carry so much speed, they slide off the track entirely. Doesn’t make it their corner. That, to a much…

/r/formuladank is absolutely killing it right now

I fully recognize I may not be the objective one here as I might have felt quite differently if the shoe was on the other foot, but - there’s something deeply fucked up about pushing your opponent off the racetrack (Hamilton was NEVER alongside Max into Copse) and then being allowed to win the race anyways.

Similarly, I have petitioned Nissan to commission a custom Versa to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of me getting divorced from my psychotic ex wife.

This is shocking!

What you’re telling me is that these terrorists should have put some stakes on a plane.

Yamaha. Besides motorcycles, they made engines for the Taurus SHO and every obnoxious totally rad synthesizer keyboard in the 1980s. And your TV.

This needs more stars.

This situation is methed up. 

None. They can kiss my ass.