That was dam close. 

I’m of the mind that Meyers plays better to no audience for some reason. He played it much looser and didn’t mind the random flubs. I feel Colbert was still just himself, but without the audience.

I miss the Sea Captain.

also, I’m not whining. I’m kvetching. 

You’re right, the rant does fall apart if you change one of the words in the quote to another word.

I’m looking forward to Amber Ruffin’s first audience live.

I don’t think any new car should be capable of more than 85 MPH on a public street, but I got burned at the stake for that take last time I made it public, so what do I know?

Is it the Nazi thing?

Best I can do is slideshow.

I’m okay with occasional articles like this so long as:

Of course they’re in Dire Straights, they seem to want money for nothing.

I don’t have anything to add, just wanted to say I’m a big fan of how those steelies look

If Elon just wanted to be rich, you wouldn’t know his name. 

Subaru Nevera had a chance.

Just throw the Nazi off the aircraft and tell people “NO TICKET”.

Factor in the resale value, and the Macan is *way* better.  Jaguars depreciate faster than an F-type falling off a trailer.

I love everything about this interaction.

It’s....good-ish.

You’re really going to talk about her ascending to action hero status and not mention she’s Lucy fucking McClane!?! The Die Hard franchise is her rightful inheritance!

Funny thing is, I believe her... I think she was Fred Trump.