British officials have recognised he is a serious golfer and will need an expert opponent to keep him entertained.

/raises hand sheepishly/

I....I still care about the pee tape...

Well, fools like this governor and people who think like him hope it will lead to a race war.

Some states are more union friendly than others. Here in Texas, mentioning union in any workplace will get you fired. There are unions here, but they don’t have a lot of influence.

I am willing and able to tattoo ‘....is a bourgeois fantasy’ on my body.

..............I once had a bourgeois fantasy...................you were in it.....................

Britain usurped the Indian people of their lands and looted their treasures, killing anyone who stood in their path. They also transported millions of Africans to the Caribbean and enslaved them on plantations. Those that weren’t shipped off into slavery elsewhere were made servants and second class citizens their own…

People really need to read up on the British Raj and the millions of people killed through man-made famine, war, and massacres.

Doing the lord’s work, MBC...

Now we know why they got rid of Richie Cunningham’s older brother on Happy Days

Why do I keep feeling like none of this shit will ever really matter? It depresses the hell out of me thinking that Trump is going to get away with everything.

Cunningham, a former criminal district judge, is running for Dallas County commissioner in a GOP runoff Tuesday against businessman J.J. Cock...

Republicans will violate fire code before they’ll think about regulating guns.

And yes the one at her other school did in fact saddle her with a criminal assault charge when she punched an 18 year old senior who had been hurtling insults at her for months. We have court in a week and a half. School resource officers are a goddamn scourge.

The shooter is in custody, which raises the “if white” chance considerably.

How the heck do people think Bill Gates/Elon Musk are weird when Steve Jobs decided to wear a black turtleneck everyday, become a fruit vegan and was always washing his feet in the office toilet?

He Binged it.

My cousin has six- the oldest is 16. When I told my great-aunt about the fourth, her elderly neck whipped around and asked, “Has she figured out where they come from?”

Pence keeps asking about the difference between mother and motherfucker. Someone needs to tell him one is his wife and the other is his boss.

 Oh what a tangled web we weave when Baldwins endeavor to breed.