thelastgoodjared
TheLastGoodJared
thelastgoodjared

Shouldn’t he be flattered that she found him attractive?

OK, but this is a plotline straight out of Orange is the New Black, right?

I bet she sent that many texts simply to light up her way as she was walking through Paradise Valley at night.

So from the tens of thousands of texts, not once did the authorities do a mental health check. Nothing but wait it out until she does something super illegal and then lock her up after she escalated on her own.

Dick Cheney Unsurprisingly Still Really Into Torture...

He insisted that the program, which included waterboarding, was “not torture.” He added: “A lot of people try to call it that, but it wasn’t deemed torture at the time.” “At the time,” is doing a lot of work in this sentence.

While untold amounts of rape kits sit on a shelf or are disposed of. Yeah, “justice”.

Anyone else assume that when Trump saw the 3 prisoners exit the plane, he leaned in to one of his handlers, confused, and whispered, “Where are the Americans?”

Introspection is kryptonite to narcissists, especially people who either have actual NPD OR, like Trump, have lived in gold-plated echo chamber for so long, that if he went, we’d probably see a letter “from his therapist” two weeks later saying, “This is the most mentally healthy individual who has ever been in the

“You’re doing a bang up job in a shit time slot!”

A womans interest and excitement can take many forms..

i’ll always offer a hand, and you’ve more than caught my eye, but if ever i offer a foot - know that its a lie.

Buttery Males!!!

those quotation marks are being best.

It was an LLC set up to receive bribes for trump. Period. End of story.

I just assume it is some super lazy Back to the Future II cosplay.

The Mitt Romney Medal For Conspicuous Woodenness.

I think I speak for all of us when I say, “Bye, Felicia.”

This is a huge deal. Scouting was one way that Mormons were able to access the mainstream culture in this country. When a boy put “eagle scout” on his resume, that meant a great deal to a certain generation of adults. Now they’ll put, “obtained the rank of Captain Moroni” or some nonsense and it won’t mean anything. I

So, they were willing to stick with the BSA through decades of highly publicized sexual abuse scandals and coverups by scouting leadership, but allowing gay leaders and female scouts is a step too far? Okay.