Not surprising really.

-a “sniveling coward”

This being Utah, I think the race will come down to the candidates position on whether or not soaking violates the church’s beliefs on premarital sex.

He’s running against a great guy in the primary:

I just moved away from Nashville. Let me tell you, nude man wandering the street with guns isn’t exactly unheard of there. There’s a reason it’s called Nashvegas. Granted, it’s mostly the tourists and the asinine bachelorette parties, but still, Nashville is 90% drunken lunatics.

Wonder what the NRA is going to say about this one? Even if James Shaw had been armed, his skin is way too dark to fit the NRA’s “Good (white) guy with a gun” narrative. A black guy stealing the gun out of the hands of a conservative white guy is the nightmare scenario that the NRA uses to sell guns.

Yeah I know the dnc isn’t prefect, nor are most democratic politicians, but I swear some of the articles on splinter feel as hateful towards the party as something you would find on breitbart. It can be kind of discouraging.

Important late-breaking tweet:

It’s a little-known fact that stovepipe hats were originally designed for diaper storage.

I’ve seen some “Oh god, not Rudy” sentiment going around this evening and while I agree that Rudy is shit, it also means that Trump has hired yet another person who will probably really suck at his job. Give Trump ALL the incompetent attorneys, tbh. I look forward to him being made a fool at every turn.

Her is a desperate grifter and a white trash meth mom. I wish she would go the fuck away forever. She paved the way for our Degenerate in Chief.

The brand’s Social Media Manager said (emphasis mine):

She gonna Shit in those woods when that shitty tea kicks in????

Mm, he lacks the deep seated self loathing of a true narcissist.

While delivering more immediate energy - and Jason Lives! freak strength - meth tends to make the brawling worse. So, you know, progress.

My view on Comey is that he is a dickhead who helped get a snake elected president and then was shocked, SHOCKED I say, when that snake very quickly bit him. However, I do believe the things he says in his book about that snake.

Right, the same Intercept run by anti-Hillary troll Glenn Greenwald, who goes on Sean Hannity to excuse Trump and talk about how the Dems suffer from “Russia derangement syndrome”, while he stays largely quiet on Trump and Putin’s atrocities. Glennn is Putin’s bitch-puppet as much as Trump and btw, the fact that…

Really, James Comey has just as much an overriding desire to be loved and admired as Donald Trump does.

Remember that kid in school—every school has at least one—who everyone tolerated but never really liked, who was more concerned with adhering to and obeying the rules than understanding the reasons for them, and who self-righteously prided themselves on reporting everything to the nearest teacher they could every time?