thelastgoodjared
TheLastGoodJared
thelastgoodjared

Did you see his interview on the CBS Sunday Morning Show?. ‘ the BBB investigated me because of my political views, and ever since they did that, my sales went through the roof. Thanks for giving me a F rating BBB!!!’ that guy who makes the pillows said. They gave him that rating because of fake sales. Plus he is a

What it really is to remind women that they only exist for one reason - to make babies, and that you should feel awful and guilty any time you’re not fulfilling that purpose.

This is what bothers me, though. He had to run for president — and win — to fall under the microscope? This stuff was fairly well reported during the campaign and before! Why did law enforcement not do anything if he’s that dirty?

Orange Acres.

An asshole what’s brimming with lies

‘We NEED a real businessman in there!’ ~I’ve heard that from >so< many blue-collar guys-often the exact sort of contractors that Trump is famous for stringing along and then declaring bankruptcy on

I have a completely unproven and unsubstantiated theory

That’s the way they cut jackets these days. We’re all supposed to look like slightly overgrown boys wearing clothing that fit well last year. It’s disgusting.

He looks like a mobster - he dresses like a mobster. His buds look like mobsters. Its all just too amazing for words.

Truly, is there anything more American than two mediocre white people failing up?

You’re really rooting for Mueller who probably has Trey Gowdy’s nuts in a vise for his own dirty shenanigans during the Benghazi bullshit.

“Thomas Cooley”

A bungling of politicians.

Like everyone else in TrumpLand, he comes across as a two-bit Tom Hagen.

Again, I just need to say that I have not gotten my W-2 from Soros yet, so I can’t do my taxes!

She’s a better negotiator

Dear GOP,

Man, if I got paid $1.6 million every time I had an abortion...

In his head he’s Ray Donovan; in reality he’s that idiot arguing the fringe on the flag in the courtroom means he doesn’t have to pay taxes.

I gotta say, watching the Republican Party implode is extremely satisfying.