thelastgoodjared
TheLastGoodJared
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Also, if someone does not mean what they write - then why should their writing be published in The Atlantic? How can their writing “add to the diversity of opinion” . . . if they write things that are not their opinion?  

Between Agent Orange admitting he had NO IDEA about the Stormy deal and Masshole James’ return, I am going to go pop a fucking barrel of popcorn for tonight.

UK Update: 

yep that’s exactly what it was :)

This latest study followed over 700 patients who called an abortion-reversal hotline over the course of four years. They all said they had taken mifepristone, the first of two pills, but had changed their minds before taking misoprostol.

This may not be relevant to many people but I just have to say it. Alberta, the Texas of Canada, is putting together legislation to keep protesters away from clinics that perform abortions. I’m so proud that we’re moving forward, even if we have a lot of ignorant people still here. My favorite quote from an article I

It was time for Giuliani to shed his skin again. The wife just sloughs off with it.

People in the National Guard are on reserve for emergencies, and have regular jobs in the meantime.

It would be so. easy. to do that. However, most of the OK legislature has Big Oil in their back pocket, and a vote for a higher oil tax rate would be kissing their political career goodbye.

The divorce fairy has landed once again, my friends.

Haven’t we learned our lesson about trying to stop an unwanted blob of zygotes half way?

Right. I mean, social utilitarianism gets a little murky when you take it out to its logical extent, and I’m not here to say she’s obligated to forego every luxury in order to prostrate herself on the altar of philanthropy. But there’s a limit. Maybe don’t piss on your constituents for being ungrateful brats because

I’m not here to judge. However her look is reminiscent of Ron Perlman in Beauty and the Beast.

Every woman GOP governor is the absolute worst because they turn a blind eye to shit they should care about but don’t because they got theirs and now they don’t want anyone else to do the same. Fuck them all.

I might be more inclined to listen to a lecture about “bratty” people demanding more money and services than they deserve if it didn’t come from a face filled with thousands of dollars worth of Botox.

It was an ugly car, but an awesome one. My dad sold it over 15 years ago and last I heard, some kid in my hometown is still getting around in it.

I’ve heard it said multiple times that the two best things ever to happen to Texas were 1) air conditioning and 2) the easy oil running out.

What is it with crazy-ass white bitches and bad/scary makeup? It never fails and it’s EXTREMELY JARRING.

Maybe Oklahoma should triple their oil tax rate to bring them up to the average with Texas, North Dakota, and Montana.