Trump set back transgender rights 1 year, and Caitlyn set them back the other 19.

Yep. Oprah already ran for President—in 2016. For some reason, she chose to run under the name “Bernie Sanders.” It turned out to be a disaster for the whole country.

I think “recreational” DNA testing is a bad idea. People who do this are just registering their personal information (information that can and may well be used against them later) in a commercial database over which they have no control. And there’s no guarantee that the information is even accurate. Save your…

Some stupid fuckers in Florida. And did I hear a guy in the club call the horse an asshole?

Nuns don’t get none.

Who, Stormy? No, she is, by every objective measurement, a beautiful woman. I just wish I could be there to comfort her during this time of distress.

I’m an Omarosa man, myself, but it’s all good.

“Suck-ah!!!”

Note to Ellie S.: I’ve seen Alexander Hamilton Baldwin’s twitter response to Trump’s latest dis on another site. It’s brilliant. Just FYI.

School administrators are trying to crack down on juuling. One Miami counselor confiscates two Juuls per week. A district in Pennsylvania has banned actual flash drives on campuses in an attempt to get rid of the confusion. A principal in D.C. felt the Juul problem was becoming so bad that he took doors off the…

Rob Jacobson, a former video editor who worked for Jones for 13 years . . .

I’m still boycotting that shithole, Wal-Mart. Who’s with me?!!!!

Well, I can only speak for some high school American English teachers who are too lazy to read another book and write lesson plans for it.

“Coton du Tulear”? So that’s what they’re calling miniature poodles these days?

Boehner is thinking:

Another terrible thing, which is related to your terrible thing, is all the shit people buy on amazon that they don’t need to buy anywhere. The ways people let themselves be manipulated into throwing their hard-earned money down a rathole is disgraceful. Just stop that shit. Now!

Her body generates its own Botox.

I like her comments. She’s sassy af.

It gets worse: she complained to his employer, and then his employer fired him. Who’s the bigger asshole here?

Yeah, Trump would’ve run into that school—as long as Chris Christie or someone of equal girth had been running directly in front of him.