The reason you don’t see an industry of women accusing extorting professional athletes is because it doesn’t exist. 

“But if you knew anything about Kelly, who is infamous amongst the thankfully limited set of readers and colleagues in the South Florida area for being an idiot and a shitty reporter, this really wouldn’t surprise you at all.”

This fucking bitch ass, he’d be a fucking obscure nobody that no one had reason to listen to if it weren’t for his mother and he has the fucking nerve to pull this shit?

Oh, goody. Yet more flag humping calls for patriotism and unity from people responsible for dividing the country in the first place.  Shoot me now....

Actually since I assume the swimmer is under-aged, and her swimwear was THAT sexually suggestive, the parent should be brought up on child porn charges for taking the photo, and possibly distribution charges as well since I assume the parent shared it with others.

if obama did this, his head would’ve exploded.  also, surprised he cares about the soldier who was killed - he was from puerto rico so not american.

Reagan marked the beginning of the death the “fiscal responsibility” with his massive defecit spending and almost trippling the national debt and Bush II was the final nail in the coffin. Trump is just driving the point home for those who still haven’t gotten the memo. Sadly I couldn’t find a good chart that shows…

Isn’t this all moot anyway since the GOP is cancelling their presidential primaries in multiple states?

Don’t forget, they’re good christians who respect the sanctity of marriage.

They think they are owning the libs when they get medicaid instead of paying for Obamacare.

The WalMart employee was almost certainly exempt from paying the ACA fine anyway, unless she was full-benefits management that chose not to cover herself (then she would just be dumb). Plus, the IRS has said they won’t enforce the penalty anymore.

Dwight as hardcore Libertarian deserves some thought.

oh no..i heatedly disagree w/a lot of this.

Well, that’ll teach ‘em.

.......can we ban him for being over the age of 12 and saying “suck my pee-pee” instead? There’s like 100 different words that you could use in that place, ranging from the explicit (“cock”) to the euphemistic (“dong”) to the comedic (“pride and accomplishment”), and you go with the phrasing used by 10 year olds that…

Great photo. What a boss.

Correct: It is NOT your wedding and since that is what THE BRIDE reportedly wrote on her Facebook page, it sounds like it was not in any way a middle finger to her.

One of my favorite Lewis Black bits!

This is the equivalent of Richard Spencer calling out David Duke for saying something factual about Nazis.