New Twitter rule....you fall for a fake account you are suspended from Twitter for 1 month...every time you fall for something after that, punishment is doubled each time.

Kix cereal would like a word with you....

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I look forward to all of their “he was just a kid” defenses when a kid is shot

“thanks in part to all the penises that pop up in the show’s second episode.”

Don’t the Kardashians already have their own show....why do they have to appear in this one?

Hopefully the person with this account has been patiently waiting for this day

Yes.

Hopefully this officially kills twitter

SHAPIRO: Well, I mean, “All men are created equal” did not, was never intended to mean just men.

Does anyone want to tell him about the need for the 19th Amendment?

John Oliver called them out last year. Sinclair is only getting bigger because they are gobbling up a ton of stations. The viewers and advertisers Sinclair wants (which are a certain type of political leaning) aren’t going to care about this.

I do believe a lot depends on why they failed...in looking at the 2008 Democratic Primary and those who dropped out early (In January-March 2008):

Because they want their name out there.
If they don’t win, but a candidate from their side wins, they wind up getting a cushy position anyway.
If a candidate from another party wins, they either go back to their previous position in a couple of years or land some even cushier job with a lobby group or on the board of…

Continue thread....reading comprehension.

Can we please not do this again. No state is a sure thing...none...nada...
Everyone who is against the current administration needs to go out and vote for the democratic candidate. I don’t care who they roll out. I don’t care if your choice lost in the primary...I don’t care if you aren’t 100% sold on the person. If…

Someone needs to ask him who is favorite current NASCAR driver is....

Starts huge house fire knowingly and systematically to hurt a certain group of people. They let the fire rage on for years to hold others down based on hate. When people being burned by the fire complain, they blame the people who are being burned.
Finally pours a little water over people who are burning.

I DESERVE…

seriously....this seagull deserves the lobster roll more than her

Cannibal Shark....doo doo doo doo doo doo...

I’ll take People Whose Opinions I don’t Care About for $500, Alex.

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