Ha!

Jackfruit which is a cousin of this tastes WAAAAYYYY better. 

Having eaten fresh durian, it isn’t that bad. It’s very sweet like pineapple and banana with a mild oniony/ sulfuric after taste.

The sound of that 4.0L flat 6 makes me incredibly moist in my man regions. 

Patiently waiting for the “Here’s the New Toyota Supra WAAAAAYYY before you’re supposed to see it” post. 

True story. Customer goes elsewhere to save $20 bucks after spending hours trying to sell him a car. He then demands I show him how to use his Bluetooth and how to use his car. Told him to kindly fly a kite.

*People*

I see what you did there. 

Patiently waiting for the “Here’s the 2019 Supra WAAAAAY before you’re supposed to see it!” With the way this is going we shall see the leaked shots in two to three years with the car going on sale shortly before Trump’s third term. 

The 4.0.....in a sense. Yes. Different ECU to give the engine a more “Aston” feel. 

I’m curious now, how what other cars are sold in US territories but not on the mainland? 

Nope. This was developed by Aston. Some electrical components, switchgear, and the 4.0L biturbo are the only things shared with Mercedes. 

Soooooo where do I go about having this *cough cough* 1993 Audi RS4 Avant?... asking for a friend.

As a salesperson, I feel your pain. Last winter, we had a pretty bad cold snap. It was abnormally cold and some customers windshield washer fluid froze. Some didn’t clear the ice from the nozzles and as a result, the nozzles didn’t spray fluid...those customers then gave my coworker all 1’s on her survey and accused…

My friend works for the guy that drives this car.

I shrieked louder and at a higher pitch than any man should ever shriek. It’s the two doored AWD Giulia of my dreams. I wonder if Alfa will do a 4 door GTA version of the Giulia QV?!?!

They are allowed to bring their cars. I’ve seen new Mitsubishi Pajero’s, the odd 318d, Alfa Romeo hatchback, euro spec Audi’s, diesel Benzes around the UN and NY in general

Rules of driving like a dumbass.

I always leave a car length ahead of me at a stop sign.

Buy the car that makes you happy. As a salesman, I’ve had quite a few customers regret their purchases. They buy based on rate as opposed to the car they like more and regret it. Drive both, do your research, and buy the one you’re gut tells you to buy.