Gawker media brought back gifs?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There would be a collective evacuation of all testicular (ovarian for the female Jalops out there) contents across the Jalopnik community...especially if they made one in metallic brown.

The Ultimate Jalop-mobile would be a metallic brown BMW M3 touring with a 6-speed manual.

I wear them with socks but I wear the loafer liners.

Do you hate fashion? do you hate freedom?!!! I wear the no-show socks with my loafers. The comfort of socks, the look of no socks.

If BMW ever made an M3 touring in Yas Marina Blue and put a 6-speed manual in it, Jalops round the world would blow a load the second it was announced...especially for the United States

I see. A buddy of mine has a C5 RS6, is it true that the auto box in it can barely handle the power the motor makes as is?

This is why we can't have nice things.

Whats O1E?

OR you could buy a C5 RS6...Hell for the price of all of those mods, you can pick up a decent RS6 with cash to spare for a manual transmission swap. That V8 burble is amazing...even with those turbos strapped to it.

Just do a muffler delete and leave the resonators in. Howling hooning goodness whan you mash the fast pedal, quiet when you want to cruise. I'd leave the cats in if I were you. Hell, even do a full exhaust system with no mufflers. If you remove the resonators, the drone will drive you nuts.

You could also do this to an S6 since it has the same engine...ERMAHGERD BUY ALL OF THE V10's!!!!

I believe BMW was sued over its HP/FP issues. I think there was even a recall for it.

"I dreamed a dream of fast wagon's gone byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

It could be possible, A few years ago I saw a 5 Series GT about 6 months before they released it. The BMW badges were all covered up. They test in Upstate NY all the time.

The Civic Si (Any civic hatch for that matter), the Integra and the R53 Mini are three of the best handling front wheel drive cars ever made. They joke now but when they get embarrassed in the corners, dey gon' learn.

A buddy of mine had an S4 avant. Sweet car. People underestimate it so much so that when we went to buttonwillow raceway, a guy rear ended him going into a corner. He had assumed it was a regular A4 Avant and didn't expect it to brake as well as it did. My friend was actually excited that his car now had battle scars.

BMW M3...No they are not all driven by douchebags, not all BMW drivers are douchebags, not all BMW drivers are badgewhores. The M3 is a well balanced sports car that you can use every day.

The 308 is one of the few ferrari's that aren't a nightmare to maintain. You could probably do the repairs yourself. Besides, it isn't an every day car so its not like things are going to break on a regular basis. So what if a Camry is faster.