Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

I have conflicted feelings about this. On the one hand, Christie is a giant turd blossom growing out of the cesspool that is New Jersey, and I want all the fire takes to incinerate him. On the other, the fact that he’s not up for re-election means that he can pretty much tell people to screw off without serious…

Or, we could grow beyond barbarianism and realize this is a mental health issue and the way to prevent these things from happening is catching them before they happen.

99% chance Froome will coast to a win. Even yesterday, see how the other riders chasing the breakaway did everything they could to help Froome short of pedaling for him. When he waved them around so he could ride in their slipstream, I have no idea why they didn’t tell him to eat shit and make him stay in front. None…

“He is not my responsibility, I’m not his father, I come from a rich and white family.”

My goodness! These assholes deserve to go to jail for a long time. I have a 17 months old who’s almost 30lbs, can’t imagine how much they let this baby suffer.

I must have rather different tastes in art than they were expecting...

Indeed.... Prime day never fails to show me things I had no idea I needed

This is dumb and shallow and self-absorbed and I’ve been day-drinking a wee bit so bear with me. But this makes me so sad.

“Maine’s fun-loving Republican governor Paul LePage implied that he makes up stories to confuse the press; in a radio interview, he also said “the sooner the print press goes away, the better society will be.” 

Mike Pence has declared that “we will put American boots on the face of Mars.” You know what, that’s really great. Have an amazing time, Mike and Karen!

I shouldn’t be, but I am kind of floored by Shaub emphasizing “public service is a public trust” in his resignation letter. Good for Shaub.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Why do you think conservatives want care for the poor and infirm to be shifted to private charities away from the government? So executives can take huge salaries for “managing” the funds.

This is especially true for religious “charities”—they make tons of money off people’s gullibility.

I really wish this fuckbird and his whole shit eating family could be forced in a room with the poor folks they scammed for an hour. Hell, I would pay to watch, and the proceeds could go to reimburse his victims.

Someone Trump associates with is misappropriating funds?

A slimy, rich, (self proclamed) conservative Christian lawyer “misappropriating” funds???? I’d be shocked if he didn’t.

Is it really priceless when it’s insured for a specific value?