"It is a shame, given the manifold problems and hazards endangering our world today, that so much energy is being expended on tearing down two people who simply wish to help. It doesn't matter what the press and other naysayers say— we'll always be proud of them for their efforts at Sochi, at Normandy and in rescuing…

To piss you off.

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Window Hammer Spark Plug, it's the new Rock Paper Scissors:

And if the bus stop isn't successful, we have a more effective fallback...

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

It's incredible how one picture of a broken door knob can send so many people flying off the handle.

I'm just a nobody down here in the gray section, but I have a serious question: what happens to all this infrastructure and new construction once the games are done? Certainly Sochi does not have the population to sustain a vibrant future for the new hotels, shopping centers, etc....I guess I don't understand why the…

Here's the thing...bulbonic plague lost 80% of its "user base" because they freakin died. While facebook's growth has certainly slowed, I think it has less to do with "fewer people using it" and more to do with "Everyone already HAS it".

A word on oyster shooters, which is what you are describing here:

You have not truly experienced the raw oyster until you have eaten on the dock in south Louisiana.

how cute. you believe college football to be separate from pros.

Yay football with your parlayed, ALSed, crippled and CTE players. Congrats that you have tv deals with every major tv network so no one will backtalk you. Hooray that you haven't payed taxes since 1966 in exchange for not having games on Friday. Cheers for settling suit because your can't win a court case. Yippee to…

We all know what "The Object" is.

It's okay, Gamera is really neat. He's full of turtle meat.

They aren't clutching their purses, they're reaching for their peppermint spray.

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

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In any event, the jig would have been up once he started the film for that class.

Too much work and you lose the delicate taste of the crab. This is how an elderly housewife from southern Maryland taught me when I was a kid.