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The sisters from The Witcher 3

It looks like steamed garbage. The only reason to even watch it is because McKinnon is so adorable. The rest is crap.

Nobody likes Josh Hutcherson. 2 thumbs down.

Wasn’t this already done in a short video a year or two ago?

Sandwiches and cereal can be eaten when the power is out. No one really buys eggs for snow days, to my knowledge.

What about “From Dusk Til Dawn”?

I, for one, welcome our new infant overlords...

Legend? I think that might be a stretch...

I dropped 60 pounds in 4 months on low carb. Works great (especially for men).

STOP. EATING. MY SESAME. CAKE.

That’s nice. None of that works on ice, though, which is the real reason people freak out. Because we get ICE under the snow in Atlanta, and they don’t really sell snow tires or chains here, and no one is going to pay for them for the 2 days of snow we get each year anyway. So please add one more tidbit to this

Everyone keeps recycling the same puns over and over. Jeez, monkey-see, monkey-do, I guess...

Why does this deserve an article? Ridiculous.

This movie is going to be terrible.

That’s because it’s going to suck, so they intentionally hype everything without showing any of the actual film, hoping they make enough on the opening weekend to not be in the red.

Forte’s VFX-1 was $600 in the 90’s. And it never took hold. This was at a time when the cheapest PCs were around $2000 dollars, so as a percentage of the price of a total system, the VFX-1 was arguably cheaper than this. At $600, Rift is going to flop. At a minimum, it won’t get a foothold in the market until they

It took this long to extract the info??

Well, he’s a terrible casting choice and I hope he falls off a cliff so they can replace the actor.

That’s my problem with Finn’s WHOLE CHARACTER.