Wow, you really hate the books, huh?  

Yes, the books are better, although number 3 was the worst. Spent way too much time on Fanning’s backstory.

Eh, Ready Player One wasn’t THAT bad.  I think you’re being overly-critical of it, for what it was.

Don’t see a hoverboard! Maybe my eyesight isn’t what it used to be...

I’m starting to worry about this show. Sonequa Martin-Green is a horrible actor, the Ash-Voq thing has completely gone off the rails, Captain Pike is basically a dime store version of Captain Kirk, and Tilly is annoying and unrealistic. Captain Lorca was the most interesting thing about the show. I'm just hoping they…

That’s incorrect. The verb “is” is referring to the singular act of “making”, so “is” is the correct verb in both cases.

The Little Mermaid: Apocalypse

They probably will at some point, which is why CBS shut this down.  It could potentially affect a future revenue stream.

Weren’t they called perambulators at one point?

This article sort of reads like it was written by Phil Hartman’s “Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer”...

Oh, I think you’re gonna need all that bass.

Nobody wants that.

Dude, it sounds like you’re the one that’s butt-hurt...

It didn’t look like anything to me.

Yes.

James Franco is an effective movie ruiner.

Why Bullitt? That one makes zero sense.

I loved Waterworld, I still fire it up from time to time. It’s just silly fun, but it’s an enjoyable flick.

Read Doctor Sleep, it was totally worth it, IMO.

Nailed it! :D