“America, please get your shit together. You’re starting to worry us.”

Right, so let’s not use the guy who is perfect for the role, who is a fan favorite, and is married to another fan favorite who would also crush her role. Let’s also ignore the fact that he’s an excellent writer and director himself.

I’ve got a Honda 80 sitting in the barn, waiting to be revived. Is that a new carb, and are they still available?

It’s really quite amazing how Republican politicians keep lowering the bar, just so their voters can “pwn the libs, lmao!”

On a good note, oil and gas companies are making amazing amounts of profit, so everyone should be happy about that!

An actress plays a role, a brand new character that no one has seen before. Nothing is known about her character’s backstory, skillset, personality, purpose in the story, or final situation. Nothing.

The scenario: Uvalde police know a shooter is in the building. They do not stop him. Parents and bystanders try to stop the shooter, Uvalde police stop the parents - and the shooter continues his actions, unobstructed.

People like this why Moses and his followers spent 40 wandering around the desert - or like herding cats, if cats were really stupid.

The results from Webb will be so much better than this, it’s a game changer.

He didn’t start “dating” her at 16. He was “grooming” her.

You know what is also organic and natural? Flukeworms, flatworms, roundworms, tapeworms - all kinds of parasitic worms.

This just clarifies how many pedophiles are actually out there.

150% this^^^

As the series progressed, and we got to know the characters better, the humor was allowed to change from joke.pause.joke.pause.joke to actual character based humor (the best kind).

The fact that you work out at all puts you in a minority. Most women don’t. (Most men don’t, either). If you work out “quite a bit more” then you are part of an even smaller group. If you’re taller than 5' 5" (the U.S. average), then an even smaller group.

At the heart of every cuisine is hardship. Do you think anyone would try to eat chicken feet if they had a whole chicken?

Reading this long list of complaints, my first thought is “When did we all get so soft?”

Honestly, if this was my daughter, they’d find this “kid” sitting in his car somewhere, with a bullet hole in his head.

Or he’s got a new yacht.

Maybe that’s just how goblins look?