There are few universal truths. Fire is hot. Water is wet. Will Cain is an idiot.

Oh, I got the “joke” all right.

on a cross country drive, i got to my hotel in indiana. i asked where i could find a beer close by. upon finding out i could not buy beer on sunday, i turned around and drove back to kentucky.

It’s nice to see an MSU athlete taken to dinner before presumably being molested.

Why does Deadspin, which uses the tagline ‘Death to the NCAA’ still cover college sports and therefore remains a cog in the NCAA’s fucked-up business machine? It’s like employing Hamilton Nolan and then having one of your sites run a podcast with McDonald’s. It makes no sense.

Yeah and the NRA will stop by and drop a gun off for you if you’re broken down by the side of the road too!

Hey good for you, too bad you developed a terminal case of being a piece of shit.

“How can Rey possibly be Force-sensitive if her parents aren’t Skywalkers?”

To be fair, a blind person is more likely not to run into it. And I’m sure we all have tales of people walking head first into sliding glass doors/screen doors even before cell phone distractions became a thing.

How gory is it? That’s always been my problem with most horror movies.

That’s easy! Just remove the scenes on earth, the video clip explaining the “Cloverfield Paradox” and the overdubbed mentions of the word “Cloverfield”.

I want it to be good and I want it to make money. But I don’t want an Iron Man 3 where it makes great money (over a billion) but was pretty meh. Don’t worry Armond White, the troll of the movie community will lower its score just like he did up to prevent a 100%, sadly.

“Hold this piece of succulent lettuce.”

Life Pro Tip:

I got a flu shot in November and I’m currently at home with the flu.

Has the Committee checked to make sure that it doesn’t have Twitter on mute?

I grew up as a JW. I’m in my 30s now, but when I was 15 or so, there was an elder who got disfellowshipped for having sex with an underage girl in the congregation. I only heard about it because my dad was an elder in another congregation. He never went to jail for it and was reinstated a few years later.

I can only imagine what the sticker price was on that. I installed a Beosound 9000 once with a $5000 price tag. It had a feature that would stop the CDs with the labels right side up, but it would also need a PIN code entered any time it lost power. Audio quality was 100% average.

At least Ellis negotiated himself a soda while they sprechen sie talked.

I loved the movie and hope it wins the Oscar for special effects, but this CG scene still had uncanny valley. There was something off about her face.

Part of it is probably because of how unrealistically beautiful 80's Sean Young was and probably why it was easier to accept a CGI’d young Michael Douglas in Ant-Man.